| Your full name: |
Jaheem Antwaan Rodriguez property of Thug Dawgz Entertainment until 2009
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| Age: |
16 5/8
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| Height: |
5'6-5'7 somewhere between there
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| Natural hair colour: |
black, and the gang
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| Eye colour: |
brizzown |
| Number of siblings: |
I HAVE NO SIBLINGS!! Wait yea I do
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| Glasses/contacts?: |
contacts |
| Piercings: |
two, right lobe and a prince albert
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| Tattoos: |
one of greg yaeger on my ankle and the thug dawgz symbol on my neck
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| Braces?: |
yea, on me knees, i'm so todd mccullough
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FAVOURITE |
| Colour: |
any shade of blue, except teal or tourqoise
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| Band: |
Dixie Chicks and Sarah McLaughlin, yea I am a lesbian
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| Song: |
"1 800, safe auto" No I'm kidding
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| Stuffed animal: |
Lucia.... |
| Video game: |
Madden and Mike Tyson's Punch Out
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| TV show: |
Agghh too many, but I'd have to say Titus, The Pitts, or That 80's Show
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| Movie: |
Definately Ninja Turtles: The Coming Out of Our Shells Tour.
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| Book: |
Tupac Shakur - "The Rose that Grew from Concrete"
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| Food: |
chinese food
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| Game on a cell phone: |
nah, I used to play pong when I was in the coat room, but that was before I wasted millions of dollars on a portable dvd player.
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| CD cover: |
Michael Jackson: Dangerous
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| Flower: |
I'm not gonna answer that one
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| Scent: |
Fiery Farts
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| Animal: |
god this is gay
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| Comic book: |
ST Comics
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| Cereal: |
Rice Crispies
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| Website: |
eBay |
| Cartoon: |
The Jackson 5 Cartoon. Am I the only one who remembers that, please if somebody remembers contact me!
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DO YOU |
| Play an instrument?: |
Just my cock..... a doodle doo, my chicken, in my back yard
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| Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: |
I watch TV more than 60 hours a day, not possible? Oh I beg to differ
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| Like to sing?: |
Best singer in the world right here, next to Michael Jackson
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| Have a job?: |
Ughh La Cena. Good thing it's going out of business soon.
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| Have a cell phone?: |
yea, I stole it from Zio Gaetano, Stephano's Boyfriend, my uncle from Switzerland
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| Like to play sports?: |
if masturbation was a sport, I'd be the barry bonds of it. Because I use Viagra.
I was kidding.
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| Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: |
both |
| Have a crush on someone?: |
nah i'm too old for crushes, or is it too young, ah who knows
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| Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: |
yea... |
| Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: |
I
can't wait to get a tv in my bathroom, then after that i'll get a tv
under my car. Because I like spending money on worthless things. More
worthless than a dick with no balls.
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| Have any special talents/skills?: |
Brian wrote: "sumwat". Which looks like cumquat. And I don't know what it means but its a damn cool word |
| Excercise daily?: |
chyeaa my summer workout plan
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| Like school?: |
its okay
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CAN YOU |
| Sing the alphabet backwards?: |
yea.... right...
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| Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: |
while rubbing my stomach and patting my head.
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| Speak any other languages?: |
I
killed people in Spanish but I quit because its too easy, I need more
of a challege. And I can understand italian but i'll respond in
american, somepeople think thats weird. but people also think its weird
that i never wear pants when i'm in my house.
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| Go a day without food?: |
yea, was it thursday? I'm on this new diet. It's much easier to starve myself than eat healthy.
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| Stay up for more than 24 hours?: |
I would do it tonight but I have work tomorrow.
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| Read music, not just tabs?: |
I don't know what that means.
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| Roll your tongue?: |
I wanna meet the person who came up with this, and pee in their face
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| Eat a whole pizza?: |
I shouldn't but I could
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HAVE YOU EVER |
| Snuck out of the house?: |
And go where? To BJ's? And risk hitting my head on the ground, get out of here crazy man.
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| Cried to get out of trouble?: |
lol yea it should be a true holly wood story in the next week, a good one too
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| Gotten lost in your city?: |
i got lost in my neighborhood cuz its so big and there are so many hidden streets and 3d portals
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| Seen a shooting star?: |
lol i can't believe the answer brian put
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| Been to any other countries besides the united states?: |
Chyea the Ital and Svizzera.
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| Had a serious surgery?: |
lol almost, there's another true hollywood story
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| Stolen something important to someone else?: |
a goosbumps book from HEEEN
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| Solved a rubiks cube?: |
okay |
| Gone out in public in your pajamas?: |
why
not, i celebrated naked when the eagles beat the pakcers in the
playoffs two years ago, but my russian neighbors saw me, por Heho and
Mentreck
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| Cried over a girl?: |
nah I'm gay
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| Cried over a boy?: |
nah I'm straight |
| Kissed a random stranger?: |
nah I'm bi
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| Hugged a random stranger?: |
This is kinda stupid
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| Been in a fist fight?: |
Nah I'm too nice, people love me
Been arrested?: |
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cmon, I'm black, I get arrested for walking down the street and saying hi to the white neighbors:
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| Done drugs?: |
Only the semi-legal ones
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| Had alcohol?: |
ZagaZagaZaga, Call that bith bojengles
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| Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: |
Nah I'm gay/straight
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| Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: |
well it musta taken a lotta thought to think up that question
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| Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: |
Yea, in first grade
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| Swore at your parents?: |
not lately
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| Been to warped tour?: |
After reading that question I came so close to clicking the X and ending this right now
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| Kicked a guy where it hurts?: |
yea when I worked at Trevi's at 2 years old
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| Been in love?: |
Yea unfortunatley
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| Been close to love?: |
no, confused after reading the previous question? then why the fuck would you ask it?
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| Been to a casino?: |
yes, actually
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| Ran over an animal and killed it?: |
no lol i dont even know what to write anymore
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| Broken a bone?: |
while eating my chicken bone tonight at dinner, i broke my ankle, confused? me too?
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| Gotten stitches?: |
Balki on Surreal Life
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| Had a waterballoon fight in winter?: |
if you sing all the questions in this survey to an acoustic background it kinda sounds like a John Mayer song.
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| Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: |
Got Cambodian Breast Milk?
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| Made homemade muffins?: |
mmmhmmm |
| Bitten someone?: |
Mosquitos bite me
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| Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: |
at 2
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| More than 5 times?: |
laundry, 5 times in one night, seems dangerous, but i've done it
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| Been to niagra falls?: |
i could make a viagra joke here but it would be too easy.
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| Burped in someones face?: |
only Julia's
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| Gotten the chicken pox?: |
nah never
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WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU |
| Brushed your teeth: |
last summer at Wildwood, I eat babies
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| Went to the bathroom: |
3 minutes ago
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| Saw a movie in theaters: |
Last summer when I went to go see the Village with Brian, Kim, Kim's sister, Lisa, Zia Rosa, and Age the Pagemaster
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| Read a book: |
I read a manual on how to put together my newly purchased Power Rangers Command Center
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| Had a snow day: |
the last time u did
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| Had a party: |
I have many crazy house parties
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| Had a slumber party: |
Yea that one birthday when I invited Brian, Mike Cione, and Stefano and we played Mortal Kombat, and watched Horror Movies
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| Made fun of someone: |
only if I'm awake
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| Tripped in front of someone: |
only in front of girls
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| Went to the grocery store: |
not in the past 17 years
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| Got sick: |
Well, I am sick in the head
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| Cursed: |
I hate when people say Curs-EDD, or Bless-EDD
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PICK ONE |
| Fruit/vegetables: |
fruity
Black/white:
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If you're thinkin about my baby, it don't matter if you're black or white.
It's Black:
It's white:
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| Lights on/lights off: |
off, i even turn off all the lights in the basement
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| TV/movie: |
Made for TV movie
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| Car/truck: |
car |
| Body spray/lotion: |
drugs
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| Cash/check: |
C.O.D.'s |
| Pillows/blankets: |
well there's usually two pillows so i can sleep with one pillow and cover myself with the other
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| Headache/stomach ache: |
well considering the terror alert is at blue, i think stomach ache
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| Paint/charcoal: |
i like the smell of paint, but i like the taste of charcoal, but up the ass, they both feel the same
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| Chinese food/mexican food: |
i love chinese food too much
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| Summer/winter: |
well
i like summer cuz of the time off but i like cold weather better
because when ur cold u can put more clothes on, but when ur hot thats
it, u cant do anything about it
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| Snow/rain: |
jones new york
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| Fog/misty: |
today in the pool me and julia played volleyball and she was misty may and I eas kerri walsh. I handed her her ass.
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| Rock/rap: |
wrapping presents, eating rocks is stupid
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| Meat/vegetarian: |
Meaty |
| Boy/girl: |
ying yang twins
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| Chocolate/vanilla: |
vanilla |
| Sprinkles/icing: |
icing
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| Cake/pie: |
banana split pie and tiramisu cake
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| French toast/french fries: |
smelly dirty fucking french, fries
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| Strawberries/blueberries: |
i
remember i used to pretend to like strawberries because brian liked
them. i hate blueberries and i can only eat strawberries with 1 lb of
sugar
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| Ocean/swimming pool: |
wildwood ocean with a nice oceanfront hotel with a pool in front. like the acropolis or the matador.
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| Hugs/kisses: |
bobbies |
| Cookies/muffins: |
cookies |
| p33n/bewbz: |
c3po or bribes? I don't know
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| Wallet/pocket: |
Drugs
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| Window/door: |
Jump out of
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| Emo/goth: |
atleast emo girls are kind of normal
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| Pink/purple: |
pink, i have a nice pink and blue polo
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| Cat/dog: |
catdog on nickelodeon?
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| Long sleeve/short sleeve: |
none |
| Pants/shorts: |
i hate pants and shorts
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| Winter break/spring break: |
winter break considering catholic high schools don't have spring break, they only have 3 days before easter
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| Spring/autumn: |
both are cool
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| Clouds/clear sky: |
that's
it, 2 fucking hours later and thats the last fucking question you ask
me? WHAT THE FUCK? God, I feel like I've wasted 2 hours, because I
havent provided a real answer.
So because of that I present you this:
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